captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

(via steampunkstump)

lovelysuggestion:

i’ll make the whole world lighter for you i swear

(via mintgoth)

sanetwin:

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

(via thursday)

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

(via mintgoth)

theboywhoreadsbooks:

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

(via mintgoth)

serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

(via illwearmybluedress)

bobert-drake:

just one look and I can hear a bell ring

one more look and I forget everything

OH OH

MAMMA MIA

H E R E I G O A G A I N

MY MY

HOW COULD I

(via thedreadpiratematt)

tyler joseph’s really been listening to a lot of kendrick lamar lately…. levitate is good but like… dude

hi just dropping in to say i am taking care of myself this year and that’s that

getting back to my 2015 level of self-love bc she can’t take much more…. if i keep saying it maybe it will come tru lmao…. depression/anxiety who